hey wassup. i should jump on the bandwagon but just go to here and here to see a moron picture of me and a morose gene.

i can't stop listening to damien rice's "cannonball".



i hope my flatmates aren't getting irritated with the song.

yeah i know you guys like pikchas so here's somemore pikchas to get bored over.





this is kevin and sam. some of you might remember sam from maybe a dozen posts back. we're sitting around waiting for the film screening to start cos the guy with the tape is late and we have got abbasolutely nothin' to do. and i had my camera with me cos i had to take pictures of some leaves for a media project. and so of course when bored and with a camera handy, you get some boring pictures. anyway, kevin's a moron who's camera shy, so he was being all don't papparazi me i'm a celebrity (disclaimer: he didn't actually say that). and i was all like don't be a moron. that's the diary that every student who is a guild member gets 'for free' (feckin' 55 dorrar amenities and services fee each semester sucka. how's that for free). he must be the only singaporean i know who actually uses that diary and carries it around.





yeah so here's the shot to my left which is mindy who of course has to pose for the camera. there isn't much else exciting in the photo. that's the ceiling and the fluoroscent lights. but you've already seen them in the last photo.





so prior to all these photo shenanigans and before the film screening, i was being unattentive in my comm studies lecture and decided to modify and improve on the student resistance club flyers. actually i'm not totally sure it's something by the resistance club people but it fits their image. so i was thinking the flyers look pretty tame so i added some stuff in it. and i think mine rocks more votes than the original. don't you feel totally oppressed just looking at my version. i should be designing these things. but that's pretty dangerous stuff. the pap might blacklist me as a troublemaker or something if i have this on my record. but still, i like my version better. the thing on the left in the plastic looking thing? that's my lunch, a turkey ham sandwich in clingwrap. also very oppressive. clingwrap is very oppressive. but it keeps my lunch clean and fresh longer.






and here's the back of the original flyer. more boredom and note passing. i wasn't trying to pick up any chick during lecture. it's to get contact details of fellow comm studies students. and before you say, yeah right the handwriting at the top with the dotted "u" has got to be a chick, that's kevin's handwriting. which in me telling kinda defeats the point of me blue-ing out the names and details so that no one can tell who and what it is. anyway the message below is just me laying it down all smooth cos females like it when you're all smooth and sua-vay. i got rejected though. dumb girls. the rest of the stuff in pencil is just more drawings i made. whoever can do it gets ten points for each drawing correctly identified. the top scorer will receive a picture of a part of my body that no one has seen before. not even my mirror.





yes and the final photo. this is a bird i call 'buttshaker' cos it just scurries around and shakes its patootie all over the goddamn place even when it's standing still. i like this bird. it's gotta be my favourite bird here. but the problem is i don't know what the hell it's really called. so if anyone knows, please enlighten me by hitting the comment box alright? i'm sure it doesn't like to be called buttshaker all the time, and i've been calling it that for over two semesters already.



yeah ok so that was all really interesting and whatever. that's it that's all that's all there is.

sigh. until i actually have the ability to redesign this page, i shall let thee, blogger navbar, encroach upon my title banner, seeing how no matter how much i tweak my html i can't fix it.



you shall not have the last laugh.

this is crazy. this has to be a first. why randy???? even the honky tonk man didn't try something like this, and at least his moniker is musically related. please don't respond to this hulk hogan. i beg you. there are enough weirdos in music already.



and please don't fake-pummel me for calling you guys weirdos.



by the way anyone else notice that randy is leaner than back in the day. i wanna see him cockstrut. that guy could cockstrut like no other.

just for the record in case you guys would like to know. yu cut my hair using only a pair of stationery scissors and nothing else.



i just watched the ndp on webcast at my friend's place. and the only thing on my mind besides the horrifying ordeal of watching wayne JJ lim prancing about is how boring it was. it was really similar to last year's or other years. have the ndp organisers run out of ideas? i mean how long can you keep the act 1 act 2 act 3 schtick going on? maybe it's been there all along but oh well what else could we do.



as usual kept a watch out for fuck ups during the actual parade segments and spotted one flag bearer fumbling with his flag almost tipping it over. so that was pretty exciting for us watching it. besides that. it was pretty ho hum. listening to the same old commentary when lky appears.



right. what an insane number of posts i've put up in the past 2 or 3 days. i feel like i actually am a blogger now. oh well.

oh yeah hey. happy national day everyone in singapore. eat a curry puff for me.



and yes they do have curry puffs here. i'm just saying curry puff ok. not happy then think of some other food you think i don't have here. like char siew bao.



no. we have that here too.



go away.