on my way home just now, i bumped my forearm into a spoiler of a red ferrari, and it still smarts now. i swear i will never buy a ferrari as long as i live, or put spoilers on any car i ever own (cos i hate spoilers anyway, i aint never gonna go flying off the damn road.). or if i am rich enough, i will buy a red ferrari with spoilers and a not too unwieldy sledgehammer.



or maybe i'll just buy that sledgehammer now.