seriously, is anyone as excited as i am that limp bizkit are actually gonna be here to perform. god i wish i fucking had tickets to the show.



but wednesday isn't a total loss. why? cos channel i decided to lay us with another b-grader but this time it's a good one! well i know the critics all fucked it up but it's quite a cool show to watch still. it's he-man for crying out loud! this movie is the basis of one of my most vivid dreams. i still remember being pursued by skeletor and his goons while me, he-man and the gang were scuttling off somewhere to find a safe place to put courtney cox (of course back then i just knew her as the girl in the movie). then after doing that among some crates in some alley or something i got handed a laser blaster and i was ready for action. somehow i remember this pretty senseless bit where we ran into this office thing through large sliding doors and skeletor and goons were right behind us. and some fool (i think it was courtney) couldn't get the damn doors to slide shut properly. and i heroically saved the day by figuring out how to do it. how two large glass panels are supposed to stop a bunch of killers is quite beyond me. but it's the same sort of logic you find in b-grade movies and sometimes some a-grade ones too.



if you see the picture of the movie poster, you can see some poor sod actually called this movie "the star wars of the '80s". that guy's career as a reviewer died at that very moment. who's gonna listen to him now? if he were here right now he'd probably this show "the nypd blue of local tv". you gotta pity the guy. he's just the office joke now.



oh and if i'm not mistaken, channel 5 has jason and the argonauts on the line-up for tomorrow too. gotta watch this too.



ok you know what. i tried searching the tv listings for these two movies. and i can't find masters of the universe anywhere.



well at least there's still jason.