this is crazy. this has to be a first. why randy???? even the honky tonk man didn't try something like this, and at least his moniker is musically related. please don't respond to this hulk hogan. i beg you. there are enough weirdos in music already.



and please don't fake-pummel me for calling you guys weirdos.



by the way anyone else notice that randy is leaner than back in the day. i wanna see him cockstrut. that guy could cockstrut like no other.