went to the perth royal show a few nights ago and it was pretty fun. it was so corny storybook movie carnival like. like a mixture of carnivals you see in movies and the type of country side fairs you read in storybooks by enid blyton. and that was what made it fun. there were farm animals and stuff and games and candy and a baking competition and fireworks and bike stunts. the fireworks were cool cos i don't get to see them so up close back home, and it's those cool types not like the ones set off every national day full of pyrotechnic pomp. it was a cool night. didn't buy anything or play any games cos it was pretty ex and they already charged admission. its a pretty big fair.



as i woke up this morning, i opened my door to go to perform my morning ablutions and as i glanced at my door, i noticed someone had scrawled something on the attached whiteboard (every door has one) with a red marker.



"I have sex with men"



i wondered who it was, thinking it was my friend who lives along the same corridor. but then i noticed that it's the same crappy marker the english exchange students use. basically these two students. so i have narrowed it down to richard or toby who live opposite me. but anyway they're cool people and i sometimes talk cock to them so it's all cool. so what i did was i rubbed out the "I' and the "n". so if you guys are smart enough, you'll realise whats left.



oh, and last night on my floor, some schmendrick set off the smoke alarm by trying to heat something up in the microwave still wrapped in aluminium foil. what a genius. and there's even a notice next to the microwave with warnings and guidelines of how to use the microwave. the fire brigade came down and the hall was fined $1000 cos they already had come down on two earlier occasions and they were also false alarms. but the good thing was, i wasn't in my room at the time so i didn't have to get out and go through the fire drill. when i heard of it, my first reaction naturally was ohmygod is it my room that's on fire? then i was thinking, fuck i should've switched off my laptop. but then, it wasn't me. good for me then.



yeah, yeah, i know you suckers are thinking, "damn! why didnt he perish in a fire?!". well too bad. i'm still alive and i'll be back soon so chill the champagne and polish the flutes alright?







please?





...bitches.