last night i waited an hour for the bus, and when it arrived, it was full, so i took the mrt instead. i took over one and a half hours for a journey that takes less than half an hour.



but enough griping about public transport.



so i went swimming this morning, with a pool full of old men. fit old men i might add. only later other age groups started appearing. toa payoh swimming complex is still about the same as i last went which was years ago. the biggest improvement is that the changing room shower cubicles actually have doors now. though this hot shot father decided to not close the door while he rubbed himself under the shower. sure everyone loves to see your pale ass contrasted with your tanned body mate.



after that i went to toa payoh central and decided to try the chicken foldover that's so hot and hip right now. you know what, it's nothing fantastic. it's just...another menu item in macdonald's. anyway, true to the saying that macdonald's gives you malnutrition and indigestion at the same time, my stomach has been feeling gurgly and weird since lunch, and i wasn't particularly satiated either. ugh. bollocks to macdonald's. and as usual, the actual product doesn't match the adverts. my foldover lacked all them vegetables in the tv adverts. i had a sorry cut (it wasn't even a slice) of tomato. and the fucking foldover is being promoted everywhere. on signboards at the door, on the flat screen tv in macdonald's and on the pa system outside macdonald's cleverly disguised as a radio show. wtf man, i was bombarded with chicken foldover propaganda the whole time i was near and in the premises, and right now too as my stomach struggles to make some sense of it. by the way, macdonald's employees refer to the foldover as cfo. i know cos i heard the auntie over the counter say it. and she even said it to me. "your cfo will be brought to you in a while". ugh no more macdonald's.



anyway, i just switched on the tv and that fantastic show heartlanders is on. and i just heard the funniest line on it. some crime boss is talking to a kah kia on the handphone -



"Make him (Vincent Ng) a pariah cop! Make everyone hate him! Har?! I pay you to ask me how?!"



and Vincent Ng just said -



"Auntie, Dere is a lot of shood dis and shood dat. Like, parents shood be arert of deir chilren."



Screw you heartlanders. even steph song and the other chick couldn't save the show.



by the way here's some more amusing dialogue courtesy of jiwwo. here's some context, we're talking about the clocks in my room. the wall clock always moves faster than the rest of the clocks in the house, ever since secondary school. that's as far back as i remember. also i have a lot of clocks in my room -



logical fallacy says:

my room always has too many clocks

logical fallacy says:

i have about..4-5 clocks in my room

logical fallacy says:

and only the wall one is moving faster.

logical fallacy says:

hmm

where's the bloody star?! says:

I FOUD THE STARRRRRRR

where's the bloody star?! says:

you have so many for wat siao

logical fallacy says:

it just always ends up that my room has a lot of clocks

logical fallacy says:

not on purpose

logical fallacy says:

quite mysterious innit

found it! HEE says:

yeah finall y done

found it! HEE says:

wats so mysterious

found it! HEE says:

it just means the batt nto workign

logical fallacy says:

er..i do not even understand your reasoning

missing koala bear says:

your batt not workig lor

missing koala bear says:

maybe

logical fallacy says:

yeah. its not working thats why got a lot of clocks in my room. yep sure explains it

missing koala bear says:

harhraharh

missing koala bear says:

I DUN CARE

missing koala bear says:

maybe gravity

logical fallacy says:

yeah sure that fucking explains it too

missing koala bear says:

explains everything

logical fallacy says:

gravity pulls all the clocks into my room

missing koala bear says:

theres more grabity in that area

logical fallacy says:

yeah. and it attracts only clocks

missing koala bear says:

only THAT clock

logical fallacy says:

yeah so gravity attracted one clock into my room while the others just sauntered in

missing koala bear says:

harhar thats really dumb

logical fallacy says:

im glad you realise what youre being

missing koala bear says:

shut up pest

missing koala bear says:

YO IMNG

logical fallacy says:

i promise you this is going to be posted on my blog

missing koala bear says:

waht?!?!

missing koala bear says:

YO MING only wat

logical fallacy says:

you and your great gravity theory

missing koala bear says:

just like how

missing koala bear says:

gravity affects me MOST strangely enough

logical fallacy says:

what has it got to do with you now.

missing koala bear says:

see?

missing koala bear says:

thats why im in taf

logical fallacy says:

dont give your appetite euphemisms

missing koala bear says:

hARHRAHARHAR

logical fallacy says:

moron

missing koala bear says:

bwahwah

logical fallacy says:

find it amusing do you

logical fallacy says:

see how amusing you find it on my blog

missing koala bear says:

WAT DID YOU SAY



yeah that's it. my stomach still feels weird. ugh.